Guess the TV Quotes – Show and Character?

Question by Third Mall: Guess the TV quotes – show and character?
Ok I’m going to give 10 quotes from famous shows (not necessarily by main characters), and all you have to do is guess which show it was in and which character said it. I don’t expect anyone to get all 10 (because there’s a bit of variety; air date, genre and nationality), and some are quite vague but do your best. I’ll give BA to one who gets most correct (1 correct answer could do it for all I know).

1) “Nobody moves crystal in the south valley but me, bitch!”

2) “Pollution, all around. Sometimes up, sometimes down. But always around. Pollution are you coming to my town? Or am I coming to yours? Ha! We’re on different buses, pollution, but we’re both using petrol… bombs!”

3) “Listen, don’t mention? the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it”

4) “It’s a locomotive that runs on us! And the only sharks in that water are the the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, anchovies, fear, and the dangers of ingesting mercury!”

5) “Three days ago we all died”

6) “What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons”

7) “I’m just sick of these celebrities just living their lives out in the open all the time. Why would you do that? It’s like these pop stars who choose the perfect moment to go into rehab. They call their publicist before they call a taxi. Then they come out and they do their second autobiography – this one’s called “Love Me or I’ll Kill Myself.” Well, kill yourself then.”

8) “My darling I’m leaving you alone in a bar, which one is the stupider?”

9) “Quality, shmality. If I had a TV show I’d run that sucker into the ground.”

10) Sorry, dropped it. Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica takes the Universe! But, bad news everyone, ’cause guess who! Ha! Except, you lot, you’re all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I am talking!”
Tijana – you must have cheated lol.
Tijana – you must have cheated lol.

Best answer:

Answer by GlassBauble
The only one I know is number 3, that’s Basil Fawlty from Fawlty Towers.

Answer by Iron Wolf
#9 is from The Simpsons. Matt Groening (the creator) is the one that said it.

#10 is from Doctor Who. The Doctor said it.

Add your own answer in the comments!

 


 

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