Questions That Make You Go “Hmmmmm”?

Question by Todd: Questions that make you go “Hmmmmm”?
–Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
–Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?
–Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :’Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
–Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
–Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
–Why are the adjectives ‘fast as’ and ‘slow as’ often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
–If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be “degraded”?
–Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
–How’s come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
–When Jewish People go to Court, they can’t swear on the bible, can they?
–Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
–If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn’t good on mashed potatoes?
–Why are elderly people often called “old people” but children are never called “new people”?
–Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
–Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
–Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
–If you only have one eye…are you blinking or winking?
–What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
–Why is it called the People’s Republic Of China when China’s not a republic?

Best answer:

Answer by douglas b
Why are ‘apart’ments joined together.

Answer by Bite Me
Hmmmmm …… ;) very good

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